Ive always liked portions of it the first time i heard it, but now after having heard another mediocre effort of todays movie music, you realize there was so much quality coming during the 80s and 90s. Going in, i saw more of a masters of the universe thing as well as the similar beastmaster 2. When the swordwielding halfcousin of conan the barbarian, a woman in acid wash jeans holding two wily ferrets, a red porsche flying out of a time portal, and a freaking tiger are together on the same box, it can. Marc singer returned as dar in two sequels, beastmaster 2. Sarah douglas, sylvio tabet, wings hauser, marc singer. Mark singer returns as dar, the warrior who can talk to the beasts. His constant companions and helpers are a tiger, an eagle and two ferrets. They wanted a picture totally clean of legal entanglements.
If i ever find that time portal, im going back to 1991 and forcing my 16yearold self to go see beastmaster 2. Dar is a great warrior with a great talent he can talk to animals. Beastmaster 2 through the portal of time soundtrack cd details and availability. Through the portal of time with marc singer reprising his role, was released in 1991, and singer played dar again in a television movie in 1996. Through the portal of time is the 1991 sequel to the 1982 cult classic film the. Through the portal of time 1991 directed by sylvio. The child grows into dar, who has the ability to communicate telepathically with animals. Dar is forced to travel to earth to stop his evil brother from stealing an atomic bomb, and turning their native land from a. Through the portal of time 1991 ah, the beastmaster 2. Through the portal of time original motion pictu licensed to youtube by the orchard music on behalf of bsx records. The beastmaster is a 1982 sword and sorcery film directed by don coscarelli and starring marc singer, tanya roberts, john amos and rip torn. Buy beastmaster 2 through the portal of time rare movies. Its much more hilarious than the original, even if the jokes are all 90s cringe, pop culture references, valley girl stereotypes or jokes stolen from other 90s films, like kindergarten cop whoa. In addition, there is also a recast television series that qualified as a somewhat vindicatedbyreruns show.
Enter your location to see which movie theaters are playing beastmaster 2. The world of arok is conquered by a bulging idiot, and discovers a portal to another dimension. The show consists of 10 beastmaster episodes which were released simultaneously on netflix worldwide. Where dragonheart tried to wrap fantasy around a family film, beastmaster 2. Through the portal of time full english full movie beastmaster 2. The hero of the title is a warrior who can talk to animals, and he wanders around the wilderness bringing justice to man and sexual assault to woman. Beastmaster tv series wikimili, the free encyclopedia. He is forced to travel to earth to stop his evil brother from stealing an atomic bomb and turning their native land from a desert into, well a desert. Sadly, while the film bombed in theaters, it did well on home video and tabet decided to keep digging in that beastmaster goldmine. Set in a mythic kingdom, dar has been captured and condemned to death and eternal damnation by his arch enemy, the evil lord of the. Through the portal of time was a crushing disappointment. I had thoroughly enjoyed the orignal effort, and a quick glance at the cast of the sequel had me convinced that it was going to be solid gold. Or through its sheer incompetence is this film hilarious, i mean, marc singer. Following in a tradition of terrible sequels, beastmaster 2 completely forsakes not only the plot of the original film, but any of the charm and strengths of it as well.
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Firstly the portal they go through apparently leads them to another dimension, a parallel universe, not through time at all, but that is merely one huge plot hole of many. So much more enjoyable than the original, beastmaster 2. Through the portal of time 1991 pg 1h 47min action, adventure, fantasy 30 august 1991 usa dar is a warrior who can talk to the beasts. Absolutely ludicrous one of the most asinine adventure films ever made. Also sign me up for fanmail to get updates on all things movies. First, is how utterly disastrous a movie can be when you treat your audience like idiots. As with most media in canada, the television industry, and the television programming available in that country, are strongly influenced by media in the united states, perhaps to an extent not seen in any other major industrialized nation. The beastmaster can see through the eyes of animals and maybe even controlling it from the inside with a form of mind control. With the original beastmaster film which was among the many fantasy adventure followups of the early 1980s to the surprising popularity of conan the. Shop for your favorite beastmaster 2 through the portal of time dvd 1991 at moviebuffsforever.
Robert folk you really have to wonder what original beastmaster novelist andre norton thought of the wretched path this concept took through theatres and cable television over a twodecade span. Through the portal of time mar 11, 2014 marc singer is back looking more leathery than before and sporting some rather obvious hair extensions to his blonde locks. Dar must stop his evil brother, played by wings hauser, from bringing back a neutron bomb. Through the portal of time matches early 90s cheese with swords and sorcerers. Unfortunately, for said tie guy, no fan of film has ever said, yes i want that. Television in canada officially began with the signon of the nations first television stations in montreal and toronto in 1952. In this humorous scifi parody, the bicepbulging beastmasterwith creatures in towchases his. Through the portal of time, particularly since its completely the opposite type of. The online store for movie collectors looking for hard to find. And the beastmaster is totally cool with riding around in a convertible one minute. Through the portal of time 1991 and the directtovideo beastmaster 3.
On imdb tv, you can catch hollywood hits and popular tv series at no cost. Beastmaster 2through the portal of time robert folk performer format. Through the portal of time is one of those albums that gets better over time. Also, wings hausers arklon has absolutely zero chill, and i kind of love him for that. See all 2 formats and editions hide other formats and editions. Select any poster below to play the movie, totally free. The show was filmed in santa clarita, california, over the course of eight nights.
Oh, and im also totally going to become charlie sheens coke dealer. With marc singer, kari wuhrer, sarah douglas, wings hauser. In video games, the beastmaster either has complete control over their ally, the ally follows a monkeysee, monkeydo mentality and mimics the masters actions, or the ally just does what it wants in range of its master. Sounds like the beastmaster might just be the bestworst movie barbarian weve seen since that one asshole who serially rescueraped his way to the throne of nonconsensualhermaphroditistan, a.
This movie is literally the star trek iv of barbarian films. Beastmaster 2 through the portal of time soundtrack 1991. Resume making your offer, if the page does not update immediately. Robert folk beastmaster 2through the portal of time. Find beastmaster 2 through the portal of time movies at.
Loosely based on the novel the beast master by andre norton, the film is about a child who is stolen from his mothers womb by a witch. Through the portal of time is the 1991 sequel to the 1982 film the beastmaster. The entire film is a complete pile of dingo doo doo, it has nothing to do with the first film and doesnt follow on from that in any way. The beastmaster of the title is the heroic and handsome dar who communicates with all animals. Will the beastmaster be able to stop the maximum ruler of ar. Through the portal of time starring marc singer, kari wuhrer, sarah douglas, james avery, and wings hauser release. Through the portal of time talk back thread has morphed into a discussion on hiphop and punk music. Through the portal of time, would have been a better movie if the beatmaster had discovered hiphop after passing through the. I dont think anyone would argue that the beastmaster was a work of art, but it was a fun little barbarian movie. The second season of the american reality competition series ultimate beastmaster premiered exclusively via netflixs web streaming service on december 15, 2017. Ultimate beastmaster season 2 trailer athletes from six different territories, the united states, brazil, south korea, mexico, germany, and japan, compete for cash prizes, individual glory and national pride. Through the portal of time full movie watch online beastmaster 2.
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